Yet Another Pair of Shoes
Yesterday Lola (my big, furry, destructive but very lovable dog) found Jordan's most current bar scene footwear. Jordan will have a third pair of shoes in the same scene---does Kristen really need to shoot my feet?
July 28, 2008
July 21, 2008
Continuity is Overrated
I wore what? Oh, those shoes? Sorry, dog ate those shoes months ago. Earrings??? Oh, lost one...maybe left it at someone's ..I was blonder? Oh, well, look...as a "striking woman in her forties" I have the power to change my look and my wardrobe ...a LOT. So, for those who have nothing better to do than scrutinize those tiny, tiny inconsistancies ...you need to spend more time in Jordan's bar---any bar!
Besides Jordan is very conflicted. If she can't choose between Eric the old loser and David the young handsome lover than she can HARDLY keep the same look together throughout the night. So, there. I'm keeping in character!
September 5, 2006
The Greek's Redux
Another Sunday night of filming at the Greek's in Narberth proved that the good townspeople are always ready to help. This time a bar patron, Rob DeNault, volunteered to play the over-worked bartender annoyed by loud-mouthed Eric.
Still no boytoy, however, there were several young, uh, "gentlemen" who apparently having "had a few" seemed anxious for a screen test.
August 29, 2006
The REAL Mystery of Happy Hour
If you read Kristen's last entry you know that Jordan was filmed talking to the bird feeders in Colleen's back yard. Yes, bird feeders. One source is reporting that Jordan has NO boytoy. In addition to the "boytoy" she has been insisting that Kiristen invite "Harvey" to the bar. Harvey, she says is a six-foot white rabbit. Boytoy, birdfeeders, bunny rabbits---think about it.
The surprising finale of Happy Hour will reveal that ten years ago, after leaving the bar with Eric, Jordan was abducted by aliens. While captive, she had a tiny computer chip implanted in her cerebral cortex that makes her THINK she has a boytoy when in reality she's --well, let's just say that in the pinball game of life, her flippers are a little further apart than most. This could explain her attraction to Eric and his juvenile antics or it could mean that Eric IS an alien. We'll have to wait and see!
July 18, 2006
Pretty Boys?! --Il sole New Jersey le ha cotto il cervello!
Translation: The New Jersey sun has cooked your brain!
My young friend and future Diva...True...they are pretty faces but, take it from Ava and me, those guys would have YOU at THEIR beck and call. Take it from Jordan, a "striking woman in her forties", there is nothing like an Italian lover who treats YOU like a goddess.