If you read Kristen's last entry you know that Jordan was filmed talking to the bird feeders in Colleen's back yard. Yes, bird feeders. One source is reporting that Jordan has NO boytoy. In addition to the "boytoy" she has been insisting that Kiristen invite "Harvey" to the bar. Harvey, she says is a six-foot white rabbit. Boytoy, birdfeeders, bunny rabbits---think about it.

The surprising finale of Happy Hour will reveal that ten years ago, after leaving the bar with Eric, Jordan was abducted by aliens. While captive, she had a tiny computer chip implanted in her cerebral cortex that makes her THINK she has a boytoy when in reality she's --well, let's just say that in the pinball game of life, her flippers are a little further apart than most. This could explain her attraction to Eric and his juvenile antics or it could mean that Eric IS an alien. We'll have to wait and see!